idahoblues
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Big boned
if i said your wife had a beautiful body would she hold it against me?I prefer a double entendre
Let me know it you’re interested and I’ll give you one
putts from the roughA bit light on his loafers
It's vagizzle, fa shizzle, bizzle. ;)The art of the euphemism is dying because we are all much more open now and freer with certain words. Someone should start a national euphemism society to keep the art alive, inventing new uses,
The best modern one is "pearl necklace".
How about "I polished her vagazzle".
given birth to a mudchild.....
Nauticals ( miles ) which are the same as Farmers ( Giles )
Launch an air biscuit ( fart )
andrexia nervosa ( having the shits and being scared to fart )
A lardon ( what a big lad gets when entering a branch of Greggs )
Poogle ( the art of looking things up on the phone whilst taking a shit )
Fanny like Attenborough's Passport ( well thumbed )
Ciderfects ( hangover from too much cider )
Yellow fronted brown backs ( Y fronts in desperate need of a wash )
Sacnia scotch aka Truckers Tizer aka wagon wine ( those plastic bottles of piss seen in lay by's )
After the old man next door passed away, his widow (in her 80's) used to ask me to do the odd chore for her, including a bit of gardening.
She once asked me if I could call round and trim her bush!