Favourite euphemism

[Nebuchadnezzar]

"Keep shouting mate, we'll get you out soon" whenever farting

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I’m stumped. I’ve been up all night but I just can’t come up with anything.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

" speak up Brown, you're through "

 

[LWashington]

Backdoors smashed in.

 

[missing person]

Japanese eye test

 

[big phil]

Arse like a wizards sleeve
100 percent of fuck all is still fuck all

 

[Barcon]

Speak, o toothless one - Farting
Injured the fur trapper - Farting
Feeding the ducks - Wanking
Distributing some free literature - Wanking

 

[idahoblues]

Did you hear that? some asshole's talking shit behind my back.... farting

Here I sit, cheeks a flexin, giving birth to another Texan

 

[chesterbells]

Some heavy rock song titles, and even band names (Whitesnake). AC/DC spring to mind...
Sink the pink (not about snooker Brian advised us all when I saw them live), Giving a dog a bone, and the rest.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Like the homosexual hero -"I could have run, but I couldn't leave my friends behind"