Predictions for the next decade?

City 3 more titles
2 champions leagues
City with a 62,000 stadium
Economy absolutely booming
Boris serves all through the 20s
Ftse 100 at 15000
Manchester has a skyline to rival any European city
Football attendances start to drop (young kids not as interested)
Princes Charles an excellent king
I won’t have another wedding
I will still be on blue moon and not had one ban
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g4s running the armed forces, following their outstanding success in .... anyway thats who got the gig.
trains and buses improved by replacing them with cattle wagons, and timetables scrapped (hard to tell the dfference)
Life-expectancy and child mortality to reach victorian levels, minimum wage scrapped as not enough profits are being generated for the elite
All benefits to be paid directly to landlords, tenants to be classified as "property guardians" thereby eliminating the meagre tenant's rights (hardly seemed worth the effort as they are never enforced)
the "homeless problem" solved by work-camps where labour is rewarded by a place in a "tent city no labour no shelter or food"
the ONS out-sourced to ATOS, also the HoL, now numbering over a million following johnson's re-balancing of the second chamber.
Deliberately lying to the public joins white-collar crime as a non-crime "because they all do it"
Electoral entitlement to be improved by making subscription to the mail and sun compulsory
Government spend millions converting all dwellings back to coal fired heating on the advice of trump.
Following the sell-off of the NHS aspirin costs more than cocaine, bandages more than silk, and bed-pans rented out on per-second basis
johnson's second term, after promising everyone a million pounds for their vote went smoothly after he explained he was only joking
The flow of immigrants reversed, people smuggling of english refugees into the Yemen and Iraq proving very lucrative for the Home Office false passport dept( privatised)
The "bring back sancho thread" reaches 19 million posts which considering only 3 posters contribute is remarkable
Remain areas rewarded by losing any and all govnt funding and the bedroom TAX extended to include kitchens windows and floors
On the down-side, worries of a putin/trump/johnson alliance declaring war on the EU continues to be a viable threat, although collateral damage would be very high it would not affect "important people" so not a factor
The black-list used by employers expanded to include anyone who voted remain/labour after the information was "leaked" by the electoral adjudication office "outsourced to the tax payers alliance". It was also declared a non-criminal activity by the supreme court.
The official history of Britain , compulsory for all educational activity is realigned to the post-truth age and makes no mention of the slave trade, corn laws, Gallipoli, Diego Garcia, etc and the end of the Raj, and the defeat in the US and SA, the boxer rebellion in China, the repatriation of white Russian allies to certain death, but does include the quote by churchill that the war was won on the playing fields of eton.
 
g4s running the armed forces, following their outstanding success in .... anyway thats who got the gig.
trains and buses improved by replacing them with cattle wagons, and timetables scrapped (hard to tell the dfference)
Life-expectancy and child mortality to reach victorian levels, minimum wage scrapped as not enough profits are being generated for the elite
All benefits to be paid directly to landlords, tenants to be classified as "property guardians" thereby eliminating the meagre tenant's rights (hardly seemed worth the effort as they are never enforced)
the "homeless problem" solved by work-camps where labour is rewarded by a place in a "tent city no labour no shelter or food"
the ONS out-sourced to ATOS, also the HoL, now numbering over a million following johnson's re-balancing of the second chamber.
Deliberately lying to the public joins white-collar crime as a non-crime "because they all do it"
Electoral entitlement to be improved by making subscription to the mail and sun compulsory
Government spend millions converting all dwellings back to coal fired heating on the advice of trump.
Following the sell-off of the NHS aspirin costs more than cocaine, bandages more than silk, and bed-pans rented out on per-second basis
johnson's second term, after promising everyone a million pounds for their vote went smoothly after he explained he was only joking
The flow of immigrants reversed, people smuggling of english refugees into the Yemen and Iraq proving very lucrative for the Home Office false passport dept( privatised)
The "bring back sancho thread" reaches 19 million posts which considering only 3 posters contribute is remarkable
Remain areas rewarded by losing any and all govnt funding and the bedroom TAX extended to include kitchens windows and floors
On the down-side, worries of a putin/trump/johnson alliance declaring war on the EU continues to be a viable threat, although collateral damage would be very high it would not affect "important people" so not a factor
The black-list used by employers expanded to include anyone who voted remain/labour after the information was "leaked" by the electoral adjudication office "outsourced to the tax payers alliance". It was also declared a non-criminal activity by the supreme court.
The official history of Britain , compulsory for all educational activity is realigned to the post-truth age and makes no mention of the slave trade, corn laws, Gallipoli, Diego Garcia, etc and the end of the Raj, and the defeat in the US and SA, the boxer rebellion in China, the repatriation of white Russian allies to certain death, but does include the quote by churchill that the war was won on the playing fields of eton.
Hope Santa brings you some razor blades, you miserable bastard :)
 
A few from me

* We'll see another financial crash similar to 2008

I'll predict we won't (unfortunately)

I reckon they can carry on with this current Potemkin economy charade of low interest rates, money printing, increasing debt levels, currency devaluation and asset price inflation for at least another decade.

After all it suits the people who run this country... the banks, the corps and the wealthy elite, who will get richer whilst the average person remains a compliant, obedient debt slave worker drone.
 

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