Chant of the decade

There’s only 1 winner out of numerous great chants, which we don’t make up anymore.

The Beatles and Oasis would be hard pressed to come up with these or similar lyrics.

A true masterpiece of a chant.

Whoever made it up, I salute you.

Song for Mario Balotelli. (Note: People who don't know about Mario Balotelli. During a match against Dynamo Kiev, Mario had an allergic reaction to grass, had to go off at half time. At training one day he got bored, decided to throw darts outside the first floor, aiming at the youth team players, fined £100,000. He won £25,000 at a casino and gave £1000 to a homeless person.)

LYRICS
Ooooooo Balotelli, He's a striker, He's good at darts, An allergy to grass and when he plays he's f*cking class, He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash...

Nearly 2.5mill views.

 
There’s only 1 winner out of numerous great chants, which we don’t make up anymore.

The Beatles and Oasis would be hard pressed to come up with these or similar lyrics.

A true masterpiece of a chant.

Whoever made it up, I salute you.

Song for Mario Balotelli. (Note: People who don't know about Mario Balotelli. During a match against Dynamo Kiev, Mario had an allergic reaction to grass, had to go off at half time. At training one day he got bored, decided to throw darts outside the first floor, aiming at the youth team players, fined £100,000. He won £25,000 at a casino and gave £1000 to a homeless person.)

LYRICS
Ooooooo Balotelli, He's a striker, He's good at darts, An allergy to grass and when he plays he's f*cking class, He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash...

Nearly 2.5mill views.


I think the wallet full of cash is to do with him getting stopped by police on his way to training (might have been his first day) and the police asked him why he was carrying £10k in cash.

"Because I'm rich" remains a fantastic answer.
 
Just remembered the Demichelis ones. Two different songs but my preference was...

He's got a ponytail, but he's alright
Demichelis, Demichelis
Some times he plays alright, sometimes he's shite
Demichelis, Demichelis
 
‘We’re not really here’

That works on so many levels it’s still good.

Also..

‘We’re ruining football and we don’t care’

And

‘We’ll buy your club, and burn it down’
 
Was in riga 2 years ago and a random stag party were singing the yaya song haha.

That blackburn away day was my favourite, so fucking loud miss going there.
 

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