Ways of making money on the side

[Magicpole]

I thought you were a weirdo, ergh sorry a veggie now ?

Always been a weirdo, but a pound note is a pound note. What better way to celebrate taking back control, than a gammon steak, sandwich or just biting Lumps out of it?

I'm going to clean up.

Empire Gammon. Makes you Victorian with every bite.

 

[Blue Mist]

Sell a kidney or two.

 

[Magicpole]

Doubt it.

Once the wall has gone up at Carlisle you will have no fucker to sell it too.

Going to get a Canada style trade deal in weeks like Bawbag will. Plus, Canada sells Maple syrup and a Gammon loves syrup.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Send your missus out to Fairfield Street in town to make you a few bob. Even if she’s a munter you could probably get £10 a time for her.

 

[frimpongs_buzzin]

Send your missus out to Fairfield Street in town to make you a few bob. Even if she’s a munter you could probably get £10 a time for her.

She's decent to be fair, I reckon I could easily get double that.

 

[TCIB]

I think the fun police have legislated the joy out of window cleaning. The days of just having a ladder, bucket, a few rags (not that sort) and making a bit of cash in hand seem to have gone. Now it's all cunts with those long poles, special water, and monthly direct debits.

Ahh damn, i suppose i should have expected that. Yeah that is exactly the angle i was thinking from. Had no idea it had regulation or structure now of sorts.

Haha yeah those pole brushes and special water was the selling point my cleaner used. I just wanted him to shut up tell me the price, wash the fuckers and fuck off xD Nah he seemed a nice friendly chap, i just didn't need the sales pitch. A simple "need a window cleaner mate, 6 quid a pop, sorted" would have been just fine.

What about hedge cutting? loads of estates where you have a huge elderly population who simply can't keep up with their hedge but want a nice neat garden still without going low maintainance i.e. gravel it all over. Half of my village is bungalows with affable elderly types. I am sure they have gardeners but some won't. It could not hurt to print and post a few flyers. Even non elderly, so many people seem to not have time for gardening now but still like a nice garden.

 

[blueinsa]

Going to get a Canada style trade deal in weeks like Bawbag will. Plus, Canada sells Maple syrup and a Gammon loves syrup.

You will get the begging bowl out and get what you're given, as usual.

 

[abu13]

I know where you could make some money on the side but you may need to buy a gimp mask :)

 

[york away to this!]

If you have any old city tracky tops you could perhaps try selling them on bluemoon. Or any crusty, semen splattered sheets. Apparently they go down well...

 

[blueish swede]

has anyone come up any simple (and legal) ways to get money out of people? Let’s hear them!

I came up with a sure fire way to make money over Christmas. I would be prepared to let you in on the ground level of the BM frachise. The idea?

Personalised Celebrity BM Poster (CBMP) threads! There would be two levels; Platinum and Diamond.

Say it's a posters birthday. Instead of starting a thread themselves, they contacts us (you in this case - I'm the brains) and after receipt of a modest fee for the Platinum package, a Celeb poster starts one instead. A bit of blurb about the poster and a "best wishes" or alternative jovial greeting from said CBMP. Jobs a good'un. If they opt for the luxury Diamond level they also get a PM from the CBMP to cherish forever. The CBMP gets 30%, you get 35% and I get 35%. It's a licence to print money. Birthdays, sprogs, adopted a pet, the list is endless.

But don't tell antbody else. Mums the word on this one.