Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

Going to an unknown chippy when in a strange area and getting fucking re-fries.

If I'd wanted what you couldn't sell yesterday I'd have asked for them at half price.

 

[KS55]

Oh, one little thing to add to the general grump of this thread. But this is a long-lost battle, I know. People using American English expressions when there's a perfectly good whole range of British English expressions available (see: 'bug').

Can I get fries with that?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Can I get fries with that?

No. But you can HAVE fries with that

 

[crazyg]

No. But you can HAVE fries with that

Prefer chips myself - and not a bag of crisps.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Can I get fries with that?

Aaaaargggh!!

I know I'm like the boy with his finger in the dam wall, but I outright refuse to say ‘regular’ for the size of a cup of coffee.

 

[squirtyflower]

Cunts who stand across the entrance to a ski lift waiting for mates, usually with their skis across rather than parallel
Dick heads who can’t control their speed getting too close or hitting you.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Aaaaargggh!!

I know I'm like the boy with his finger in the dam wall, but I outright refuse to say ‘regular’ for the size of a cup of coffee.

If you really had principles, you'd be drinking tea.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I went on holiday recently, and the one that really annoyed me is people showing the photo they've just taken of someone while continuing to stand in front of the thing that every else is obviously waiting to get a picture of. Seems to be an Instagram boyfriend thing. The boss has to check that he got her one good angle.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

The boss has to check that he got her one good angle.

That can go on for quite a long time. Because sometimes the harsh truth is that there is no good angle.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

People who write could care less when what they mean is couldn't care less. Drives me fucking mental.