Adam and Eve

Never noticed it before but just checked and you're right.

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Also, if God wanted humans to procreate, why was Eve such a munter? She's got the body of a teenage boy and the face of an 18th century philosopher. I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.

2am last dance in place mate 7 you would
Plus I blame the granny Smith's for the shit
 
how did adam know what to do to eve at the right time of the month if they was the first humans ?? also how on earth did eve have a kid and know what the fuck was happening to her body
 
how did adam know what to do to eve at the right time of the month if they was the first humans ?? also how on earth did eve have a kid and know what the fuck was happening to her body

Because Eve wasn't his first missus
 
how did adam know what to do to eve at the right time of the month if they was the first humans ?? also how on earth did eve have a kid and know what the fuck was happening to her body

More to the point if there was only them two around why did they have to wear leaves (oh and how did they stay on)
 
More to the point if there was only them two around why did they have to wear leaves (oh and how did they stay on)

it was the new fashion and in matching pairs too, as for the how they made them stick double sided tape
 

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