Adam and Eve

Wrong.

As per the original ( not doctored by medieval monks to suit their agenda).


God made both man and woman at the same time from clay, the first woman lilith refused to be subservant to adam and duly fucked off, adam cried like a sad twat so go made him a replacement.

Probably God never told them that really he had been creating shitloads of other people all over the world for at least 2500000 years as well as the dinosaurs
It’s a little known fact that Elton John and David Furnish both featured heavily in the original bible, but were airbrushed by those pesky monks.
 
It’s a little known fact that Elton John and David Furnish both featured heavily in the original bible, but were airbrushed by those pesky monks.


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All joking aside, I do think we should leave personal insults out of this. If someone wants to believe let them. All I ever ask is that anyone with religion does not try and convert me, up to now they have stuck to their side of the bargain. Further, we would not be allowed to say what we are doing about certain other religions so I think we should keep it within reason. This started as a light hearted post and it should be kept like that.

(Hell I have just read that back and I sound like @Ric and the dippers.)
 
All joking aside, I do think we should leave personal insults out of this. If someone wants to believe let them. All I ever ask is that anyone with religion does not try and convert me, up to now they have stuck to their side of the bargain. Further, we would not be allowed to say what we are doing about certain other religions so I think we should keep it within reason. This started as a light hearted post and it should be kept like that.

(Hell I have just read that back and I sound like @Ric and the dippers.)


Which religions are we not allowed to mock?

As the creation story is present in all abriahamic faiths so to mock one is to mock all shirley.
 
Which religions are we not allowed to mock?

As the creation story is present in all abriahamic faiths so to mock one is to mock all shirley.

@SalmanRushdie can answer your question better than me.

Edit: I have just re read the previous posts and there is nothing wrong with them, carry on chaps, as you were, sorry.

It's allotment time.
 
how did adam know what to do to eve at the right time of the month if they was the first humans ?? also how on earth did eve have a kid and know what the fuck was happening to her body

After they were misled by Satan to sin, Adam(as) and Eve(ra) felt remorse and seeked forgiveness “Our Lord! We have wronged ourselves. If Thou forgive us not, and bestow not upon us Your Mercy, we shall certainly be of the losers.” (Qur'an 7:23)

and God forgave them "Then Adam received from his Lord [some] words, and He accepted his repentance. Indeed, it is He who is the Accepting of repentance, the Merciful." (Qur'an 2:37)

From an Islamic perspective, Adam(as) is a prophet of God, and there was communication with God after the "fall" and repentance.
 
After they were misled by Satan to sin, Adam(as) and Eve(ra) felt remorse and seeked forgiveness “Our Lord! We have wronged ourselves. If Thou forgive us not, and bestow not upon us Your Mercy, we shall certainly be of the losers.” (Qur'an 7:23)

and God forgave them "Then Adam received from his Lord [some] words, and He accepted his repentance. Indeed, it is He who is the Accepting of repentance, the Merciful." (Qur'an 2:37)

From an Islamic perspective, Adam(as) is a prophet of God, and there was communication with God after the "fall" and repentance.
He forgave them for eating an apple? What a top bloke god is.
 

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