Toast

Sacre blue! Beans should always be alongside NOT ON the toast. Beware soggy bottom.
To keep toast relatively warm: 1. Warm the plate.
2. Leave second piece in the toaster and use warm up function.
Can't believe this: 5:30 am and I'm posting crap about toast. Next, see my exciting views on laying the table.
I like a soggy bottom lol
 
Rye bread, the stuff that looks like carpet tiles doesn't like being toasted. Yer near have to set the toaster on fire to get it mildly toasted. I like crumpets - that's crumpets, plural!

Crumpets have to be toasted until properly firm and dark brown..

Once popped up get them back in the toaster again..

Thick dollop of butter on each one so when you bite into them it dribbles down your chin..




Or is that just me.. Ha!
 
Rye bread, the stuff that looks like carpet tiles doesn't like being toasted. Yer near have to set the toaster on fire to get it mildly toasted. I like crumpets - that's crumpets, plural!
I've started courting with a nice young lady and the conversation came around to crumpets yesterday (I had been reading this wonderful thread) and she said she doesn't like crumpets?? Think that's me and her done.
 
I've started courting with a nice young lady and the conversation came around to crumpets yesterday (I had been reading this wonderful thread) and she said she doesn't like crumpets?? Think that's me and her done.

FFS mate, run and don't look back..!

Sounds like you've had a lucky escape..! Haha!





Only joking NC2-0, read a few posts of yours recently and if the nice young lady makes you happy, I'd cut her some slack..!



All the best..!
 
FFS mate, run and don't look back..!

Sounds like you've had a lucky escape..! Haha!





Only joking NC2-0, read a few posts of yours recently and if the nice young lady makes you happy, I'd cut her some slack..!



All the best..!
Cheers pal, new year new start!

I'll let the crumpet bit slide I guess...
 
Following on from the Rocket Science and Disinfectant threads, I thought I'd find some middle ground that we can all relate to..!

Half asleep this morning and before leaving for work I had my usual 2 pieces of buttered toast with a hot cup of tea..

How good is toast..!

You can have it with butter, jam, marmalade, nuttella (yuk), beef dripping, or just plain if you're suffering self inflicted alcoholic poisoning..

You can have it with soup, sausage, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans and egg (you can't beat an egg to be honest! )

Bread is cheap and toast makes infinite meal options that cater for the masses..

It comes in white, wholemeal, granery, sourdough, tiger and many, many more varieties..

All very toastable, you can even toast oven bottom muffins..

Not forgetting French Toast too if you want to have a Continental feel to your toast..!

Toast, food fit for a King..!
You can have toast raw n’all, and have all the things listed above with raw toast!
 

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