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Norman Stanley Fletcher
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Driving along the other day, I saw legendary Van Morrison in my mirror. Then I realised it was a mirror image and behind me was just a Morrisons Van.
But, surely, what you would've seen, is nɒV ƨnoƨiɿɿoM ??
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Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
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Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, “Are you
looking at my vagina?”
“Yes, I’m sorry,” Paddy replies and promises to avert his eyes. “It’s quite all right,” replies the woman, “It’s very talented. Watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.” Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss.
Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder vagina can do. “I can also make it wink,” says the woman. Paddy stares in amazement as the vagina winks at him.
“Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat. Paddy moves over and she smiles and asks, “Would you like to stick 2 fingers in?”
Stunned, Paddy replies, “You’re kidding-you mean it can whistle, too?”
To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, “Are you
looking at my vagina?”
“Yes, I’m sorry,” Paddy replies and promises to avert his eyes. “It’s quite all right,” replies the woman, “It’s very talented. Watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.” Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss.
Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder vagina can do. “I can also make it wink,” says the woman. Paddy stares in amazement as the vagina winks at him.
“Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat. Paddy moves over and she smiles and asks, “Would you like to stick 2 fingers in?”
Stunned, Paddy replies, “You’re kidding-you mean it can whistle, too?”
But, surely, what you would've seen, is nɒV ƨnoƨiɿɿoM ??
I am not sure if I should congratulate you or shake my head in despair about the fact you sat there and worked that out and then typed it all out.
Can I get back to you when I see what others say ?
thgir era uoy.But, surely, what you would've seen, is nɒV ƨnoƨiɿɿoM ??
Edit. Just noticed you wrote Mollisons not Morrisons. Six of the best for you, m'lad.
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Maybe he is Chinese??thgir era uoy.
Edit. Just noticed you wrote Mollisons not Morrisons. Six of the best for you, m'lad.
Ballet On Ice
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But, surely, what you would've seen, is nɒV ƨnoƨiɿɿoM ??
Pity it wasnt ABBA
Tuearts right boot
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Another one during that time was:
Rock Hudson doesn't have many friends
But he has Nabors up the ass!!
Another one was..."What's Rock Hudson doing nowadays..."
"Dont know but I heard he's some kind of paramedic "
" You mean the first aid guy....."
Pity it wasnt ABBA
Why would Abba be in a van ?