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Whoopee cushion at the snooker
- Thread starter Ric
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BlueMoonRisin’
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Good point.I've never understood why certain sportsmen need absolute silence in order to do their sport. Why do tennis players need silence but badminton players can play in a room full of people chanting?
There could have been a shed full of flatulent cows letting rip at the recent PDC darts final and they would have been drowned out by the crowd.
Far harder to obtain a nine-darter under pressure with a noisy crowd than get a 147 in televised snooker championship in library like atmosphere I think.
Nebuchadnezzar
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Anybody older than six who thinks a woopie cushion is funny needs to wobble their head. At a snooker final, where the crowd is respectful of the game and players, you're just a tosser of the highest order Grow up
It's a hidden verse in Chas and Dave's "Snooker Loopy", if you play it backwards
Trevor Morley's Tache
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I think that was Dennis Taylor."Not very funny at all whoever thought of that idea" .....
What a serious boring **** he was saying that.
Tuearts right boot
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"Not very funny at all whoever thought of that idea" .....
What a serious boring **** he was saying that.
I'd be in stitches if I was there. Cant beat juvenile humour sometimes, in the wrong place.....
BlueMoonRisin’
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I agree. I bought a remote control fart machine last season and took it to the pub before a game. Fooled a few off here. Hung my coat up near the lads and casually walked off to the bogs and let rip with the remote. I could see curiosity and hear "was that you?"- "wasn't me". I thought it was funny: )I'd be in stitches if I was there. Cant beat juvenile humour sometimes, in the wrong place.....
Tuearts right boot
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I agree. I bought a remote control fart machine last season and took it to the pub before a game. Fooled a few off here. Hung my coat up near the lads and casually walked off to the bogs and let rip with the remote. I could see curiosity and hear "was that you?"- "wasn't me". I thought it was funny: )
Ha Ha the memories.....Had one at my mates wedding back in the 80's. Another mate had the key fob and I was sitting next to the bride with the machine thingy in my pocket. To this day she hasn't spoken to me.
BlueMoonRisin’
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Her not speaking to you is no bad thing I guess, especially if she has no sense if humour. Take it he's still your mate ?Ha Ha the memories.....Had one at my mates wedding back in the 80's. Another mate had the key fob and I was sitting next to the bride with the machine thingy in my pocket. To this day she hasn't spoken to me.
Tuearts right boot
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Her not speaking to you is no bad thing I guess, especially if she has no sense if humour. Take it he's still your mate ?
Not spoken to the groom either since but the guy who had the fart machine is still a great mate. I once cleared the bar at another wedding with a real fart. The brides face was a picture. She hasn't spoken to me since either come to mention it.