United thread 2019/20

[Pingu the Penguin]

This is funny as fuck, isn't it

Can they get any lower?

People keep saying that they are nearly fifth, but so are southampton and they were in the bootm 3 about 3 weeks ago!

 

[Pam]

cant even see him taking that job,,CV wrecked in 12 months guaranteed

You're right. Everyone they bring in turns to shite within a matter of months.

 

[East Level 2]

Can we now declare the tick is tocked? They are a shambles.

No, as they'll probably finish in top 6. Not because they're good but because Leicester, Spuds, Arse and Chels keep dropping silly points.
It will have tocked when they don't qualify for Europe and are out of all the cups.
Or when they're relegated. And having been there when Law scored his funniest goal I'd love to see them relegated again.

 

[Vienna_70]

Poch? They need God, not Poch, to sort this out. And money. Lots and lots of more misspent money.

Why would Merlin go to the swamp?

;-)

 

[jrb]

Ferdinand saying there have never been United fans leaving on the 84th minute at Old Trafford.

Ha!

 

[Fordyboy46]

Watch Ed Woodwood panic and throw 70 million and Bruno Whatshisname just before the window closes. It has classic Two Planks written all over it.

150m more like mate, watch this space.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Well said.

Just came naturally

 

[svennis pennis]

The shell shock in the BT sport studio right now is glorious.

its incredible how it’s only just dawning on some, just how shit this United side really is and has been for years.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

love it if we put ten past the fuckers or is that greedy

Nah, you've got to set yourself reasonable objectives in life or you won't get anywhere.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Rio is almost in tears. Lovely.