New Chinese Flu Outbreak...

[George Hannah]

There's a tech lad in my work from Wuhan, who is over there right now. I'm going to start wearing a hazmat suit because the fucker is poor with hygiene for a start, you'll often see him doing a piss with his head leaning on the wall and he'll be reading his phone in the other hand. He'll then walk out without washing his hands.

With a bit of work that post could become a Limerick

 

[mancityvstoke]

There's a tech lad in my work from Wuhan, who is over there right now. I'm going to start wearing a hazmat suit because the fucker is poor with hygiene for a start, you'll often see him doing a piss with his head leaning on the wall and he'll be reading his phone in the other hand. He'll then walk out without washing his hands.

Does he leave his cock hanging out?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

With a bit of work that post could become a Limerick

I expected more concern over my impending death.

Does he leave his cock hanging out?

Probably, yeah

 

[grunge]

Back to subject in hand.

Apparently 3 cities in China under quarantine, All major new year celebrations stopped and the sun ( yeah I know ) are reporting 2 police stations in Summerset have been closed down due to a suspected case.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Wuhan flu

 

[TonyM]

Back to the subject in hand.

Wow. Piss with his head? Wee-lly?

 

[Gabriel]

Three suspected cases in Edinburgh and one in Glasgow, all of whom had been in Wuhan within the last 14 days.

 

[RandomJ]

Trump tries to start world war 3 and now a killer virus spreading across the world. 2020 has been a blinder so far.

 

[Ban-jani]

Three suspected cases in Edinburgh and one in Glasgow, all of whom had been in Wuhan within the last 14 days.

link/source?

 

[Manchester_lalala]

There's a tech lad in my work from Wuhan, who is over there right now. I'm going to start wearing a hazmat suit because the fucker is poor with hygiene for a start, you'll often see him doing a piss with his head leaning on the wall and he'll be reading his phone in the other hand. He'll then walk out without washing his hands.

The Chinese go slightly unnoticed for being scruffy bastards. Never wash their hands after visiting the toilet and leave their waste food everywhere. I’m surprised this virus hasn’t spread even more than it has.