Gary Neville Hotel

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

GPC wine bar

Ryan Giggs family suite

Phil Jones beauty salon

Pogba penthouse - top dollar for the attic

Kitchen menu:

Louis Edwards Cold Meat platter

Martin Edwards fish pockets

Georgie Best Brekkie - 8 Stella's and a whiskey chaser

Wes Brown Caramac vending machine

One slight suggestion if I may ;-)

 

[Asa's left peg]

supprised you forgot the Sanchez Piano Bar

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Can't be good for business - I imagine it's ran similar to the attendance announcing at the swamp...........

Customer: I would like to book a room for the night please.

Receptionist: All of our rooms are fully booked until the summer of 2031 - however you can join that queue of people outside waiting to get in but there is now a projected 842 year waiting list.

Don't forget to have your photo taken with Fred the Red on the way out...........

*Simply Red is being played over the soundsystem

Customer: But I have just checked on Booking.com (other websites are available) and apparently atleast a third of your rooms are vacant?

Receptionist: I said, our rooms are fully booked - good day to you sir!

 

[sir baconface]

The Roy Keane Lounge - an empty room where you can start an argument.
The Sir Bobby Charlton Suite - tickets only.
The Piano Bar - Fcukin expensive and nobody ever plays anyway.
The Beckham Hall of Mirrors.
The Falcao Room - careful or you’ll miss it.

 

[TheBlueDune]

Can't be good for business - I imagine it's ran similar to the attendance announcing at the swamp...........

Customer: I would like to book a room for the night please.

Receptionist: All of our rooms are fully booked until the summer of 2031 - however you can join that queue of people outside waiting to get in but there is now a projected 842 year waiting list.

Don't forget to have your photo taken with Fred the Red on the way out...........

*Simply Red is being played over the soundsystem

Customer: But I have just checked on Booking.com (other websites are available) and apparently atleast a third of your rooms are vacant?

Receptionist: I said, our rooms are fully booked - good day to you sir!

But if you speak to that bald, shaking, elderly gentleman over there, he'll have a room available for you at a price

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

The Rooney massage rooms.

 

[Daz_Blue]

The hotel will be due a facelift in a few years ......Phil Jones should get his first ....

 

[Daz_Blue]

Free Shuttle to and from the Airport with Ole at the wheel

 

[blue b4 the moon]

There's a rat in the kitchen

 

[Daz_Blue]

Customer : That waiter keeps dropping the plates and coffee cups
Neville : Oh he is hopeless isn't he ....we cannot get the staff these days, Utd as a club had to pay a transfer fee and pay for his flight all the way from Spain to play in goals on matchdays ....we cannot get the staff these days.....