Can't be good for business - I imagine it's ran similar to the attendance announcing at the swamp...........
Customer: I would like to book a room for the night please.
Receptionist: All of our rooms are fully booked until the summer of 2031 - however you can join that queue of people outside waiting to get in but there is now a projected 842 year waiting list.
Don't forget to have your photo taken with Fred the Red on the way out...........
*Simply Red is being played over the soundsystem
Customer: But I have just checked on Booking.com (other websites are available) and apparently atleast a third of your rooms are vacant?
Receptionist: I said, our rooms are fully booked - good day to you sir!