Kyle Walker - bizarre love triangle

[lonestay]

Well I must congratulate Kyle on the potency of his baby batter ! According to her she is in early menopause and would find it incredibly difficult to conceive but hey the sperminator managed it !

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I was told many years ago that a love triangle was a lady garden, how innocent I was then!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I have it on very good authority that the only 3 things that the majority of City players talk to each other about is their cars, who’s shagging the fittest bird and who’s got the best entertainment system.

Sounds like most places I have worked in

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Anyway, the thread title sort of implies that Kyle's missus has been getting it on with his bit on the side, otherwise it wouldn't be a triangle. Any truth in that?

No. It is a pun on the New Order single - also the fact that the article states he has impregnated 2 women in the last half year, neither being his long term partner

 

[Magicpole]

Did you play it or fcuk it?

I was magnificent in that jazz combo, don't mock.

 

[Magicpole]

Dairylea doesn't count, even if you did the whole box.

You're so strict.

 

[inchy14]

I had a bizarre love triangle once. But, that's another story.

You are Bernard Sumner and i claim my £5.............

 

[Blue Mist]

You are Bernard Sumner and i claim my £5.............

You are posting just to annoy people and I claim my £5. :-)

 

[DrBlueBob]

It’s an incredibly romantic,feel good story.

Two people meet, fall in love & have a baby.

Not just any baby, a miracle baby no less.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I had a bizarre love triangle once. But, that's another story.

Dairylea doesn't count, even if you did the whole box.

Maybe it was something to do with a giant Toblerone.