Favourite quotes.

[aguero93:20]

"Which ones your wallet?"
"The one that says Bad Motherfucker on it!"

 

[The Preacher]

There’s more of them than I thought

zulu

The Sergeant Major’s great line when, faced with the sheer numbers of the Zulu army, the young Private, shaking with fear, asks, “Why us? Why us?”

“Because we’re here, lad, and nobody else. Just us.” And he calmly walks back to his station.

 

[Bill Walker]

Field Marshal Montgomery before the battle of ElAlamain..





"Get in yer tanks lads "

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

"Nobody really knows what happiness is, until they're married.
And then it's too late".

 

[Blue_eyes]

When I was young, I told everyone I wanted to be a comedian,and they all laughed. Well.....they are not laughing now. Bob Monkhouse.

 

[crazyg]

Don’t call me Shirley

aeroplane

It's Airplane!

 

[Indaparkside]

It's Airplane!

who gives a fuck, still funny

 

[blue aura]

Not in my lifetime - GPC

 

[jimharri]

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

Bullet tooth Tony in Snatch.

 

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

"A society grows great when old men plant trees the shade of which they know they will never sit in"