Favourite quotes.

[flook]

"I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm now so old, my pussy is haunted".

As you haven't credited that one, I assume it's original?

 

[bluemc1]

When somebody tells me they’re offended I tell them I’m still waiting to hear their point


Christopher Hitchens

 

[KS55]

As you haven't credited that one, I assume it's original?

It was Joan Rivers, I think.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Winston Churchill

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing
Socrates

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Plato

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
Benjamin Franklin

I will take the Ring, though I do not know the way.
Frodo Baggins

 

[super_city_si]

Always be yourself. Unless you can be Pablo Zabaletta, then always be Pablo Zabaletta.

 

[MellowJoe]

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Burke

 

[m7mcfc]

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's.
She changes it more often.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

"I dont know why wayne isnt taking his goal scoring chances...he puts them away well in training during the week"
Mel Machin...on wayne biggins .circa1988/89

 

[ray21]

“To be is to do”-Socrates.
“To do is to be”-Jean-Paul Sartre.
“Do be do be do”-Frank Sinatra.

 

[Big Swifty]

"I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting" (Hyman Roth in Godfather Pt Two)