Magicpole
Well-Known Member
Racist Jock bastard :)
Shut it you English **** :)
Racist Jock bastard :)
If you say so, Jimmy :)Shut it you English **** :)
This is unacceptable stereotyping from an Irn Bru soaked, fried Mars bar eating fcukin Jock.
You forgot whisky inflamed ****. I actually don't like Irn Bru. Don't tell anybody though. I would probably be stoned.
I've heard they want to include a few other disciplines.
1. Adulterer Stoning. First to a kill with the minimum of stones. Failure to kill you get stoned.
2. Extracting evidence through torture. Again a speed trial, with added points for inventive approaches. No evidence you get stoned.
3. The Woman's Car Drive Challenge. Women drive through crowds of Imams armed with rocks. Whoever returns with the fewest scratches to bodywork gets stoned.
4. Gay People Throwing off Towers. Again extra points can be garnered by artistic interpretation. Failure to secure a kill gets you stoned.
5. Assassination Planning and Denial. You have to plan and execute a nominated individual, then undergo a denial Q&A. All who fail get stoned.
6. Selling Sand to Arabs. Here entrepreneurship is combined with ability to intimidate locals to buy sand. All who fail get stoned.
7. Sheeps Eye Eating. Whoever can eat the most in a 12 minute period wins gold. All who throw up get stoned.
It really is all to play for.
Anybody mentioned dirty oil money yet?
Or do they wait until after the all-expenses paid trips?
This the new heptathlon?I've heard they want to include a few other disciplines.
1. Adulterer Stoning. First to a kill with the minimum of stones. Failure to kill you get stoned.
2. Extracting evidence through torture. Again a speed trial, with added points for inventive approaches. No evidence you get stoned.
3. The Woman's Car Drive Challenge. Women drive through crowds of Imams armed with rocks. Whoever returns with the fewest scratches to bodywork gets stoned.
4. Gay People Throwing off Towers. Again extra points can be garnered by artistic interpretation. Failure to secure a kill gets you stoned.
5. Assassination Planning and Denial. You have to plan and execute a nominated individual, then undergo a denial Q&A. All who fail get stoned.
6. Selling Sand to Arabs. Here entrepreneurship is combined with ability to intimidate locals to buy sand. All who fail get stoned.
7. Sheeps Eye Eating. Whoever can eat the most in a 12 minute period wins gold. All who throw up get stoned.
It really is all to play for.
This the new heptathlon?