Saudi to bid for Olympics

I've heard they want to include a few other disciplines.

1. Adulterer Stoning. First to a kill with the minimum of stones. Failure to kill you get stoned.
2. Extracting evidence through torture. Again a speed trial, with added points for inventive approaches. No evidence you get stoned.
3. The Woman's Car Drive Challenge. Women drive through crowds of Imams armed with rocks. Whoever returns with the fewest scratches to bodywork gets stoned.
4. Gay People Throwing off Towers. Again extra points can be garnered by artistic interpretation. Failure to secure a kill gets you stoned.
5. Assassination Planning and Denial. You have to plan and execute a nominated individual, then undergo a denial Q&A. All who fail get stoned.
6. Selling Sand to Arabs. Here entrepreneurship is combined with ability to intimidate locals to buy sand. All who fail get stoned.
7. Sheeps Eye Eating. Whoever can eat the most in a 12 minute period wins gold. All who throw up get stoned.

It really is all to play for.

Not a bad start,that
But they should have a superb para Olympians team
 
Anybody mentioned dirty oil money yet?
Or do they wait until after the all-expenses paid trips?

But do they have dirty arab oil money, I think it is just us. These guys can kill who they want especially if it is done in their own embassy and no one seems to mind (apart from the victim that is)
 
I've heard they want to include a few other disciplines.

1. Adulterer Stoning. First to a kill with the minimum of stones. Failure to kill you get stoned.
2. Extracting evidence through torture. Again a speed trial, with added points for inventive approaches. No evidence you get stoned.
3. The Woman's Car Drive Challenge. Women drive through crowds of Imams armed with rocks. Whoever returns with the fewest scratches to bodywork gets stoned.
4. Gay People Throwing off Towers. Again extra points can be garnered by artistic interpretation. Failure to secure a kill gets you stoned.
5. Assassination Planning and Denial. You have to plan and execute a nominated individual, then undergo a denial Q&A. All who fail get stoned.
6. Selling Sand to Arabs. Here entrepreneurship is combined with ability to intimidate locals to buy sand. All who fail get stoned.
7. Sheeps Eye Eating. Whoever can eat the most in a 12 minute period wins gold. All who throw up get stoned.

It really is all to play for.
This the new heptathlon?
 

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