It is one of the most hypocritical aspects of the game that has ever been foisted on the paying public. Did that canute who near took off Sergio's leg on Sunday shake his hand before kick off?
The 'Fairplay Handshake' sits very happily with Uefa's 'Financial FairPlay Regulations'. They have one thing in common - they would both be a lot more meaningful if you just removed the word 'fairplay'!
Come Sunday, once the laughable handshake has completed the guy who collects the tracksuit tops can dole out a splash of antiseptic gel to the City players.