United (a) pre-match thread

[Easy]

Foden absolutely must start.

perfect reward for his MOTM performance in the cup final. It’s about time for his first derby goal.

 

[Mancini Manus Domini]

I can't remember too many derby minutes for Foden so far. I recall him being on at the Etihad last season, at the end of the game, when we kept the ball in the corner and the rags lost it with Sterling.

 

[George Hannah]

Derby build up just started on BBC National News with 15 minutes of prime time swamp propaganda on the back of (Man Utd) World Book Day. A guided and intimate tour of Marcus -the Literary Giant- Rashford in his luxurious Cheshire gaff exploring how poetry for deaf kids is helping his desperate battle with a life changing 4 week injury. This incongruous altruism is explored in nauseating detail - lots of simpering adoration, sympathy and encouragment from raggy Sally Nugent. Pass the bucket.

 

[willipp]

Derby build up just started on BBC National News with 15 minutes of prime time swamp propaganda on the back of (Man Utd) World Book Day. A guided and intimate tour of Marcus -the Literary Giant- Rashford in his luxurious Cheshire gaff exploring how poetry for deaf kids is helping his desperate battle with a life changing 4 week injury. This incongruous altruism is explored in nauseating detail - lots of simpering adoration, sympathy and encouragment from raggy Sally Nugent. Pass the bucket.

Salty sally will have been on her knees at the first opportunity. One the absolute worst the bbc have to offer.

 

[dickie davies]

Steve Island

The spelling!

I've tears running down my face because I'm laughing so much

 

[BringBackSwales]

Mason is the worst for this, remember Cardiff away in the cup?

I do mate. LMIAC. Once a cunnt always a cunnt

 

[aguero93:20]

Have the rags picked their ref and VAR yet? Presume OliVAR is off the table since we got him last night?

 

[George Hannah]

Have the rags picked their ref and VAR yet? Presume OliVAR is off the table since we got him last night?

Did Pep give little Michael another of those vigorous post match handshakings last night?

 

[aguero93:20]

Did Pep give little Michael another of those vigorous post match handshakings last night?

No idea, switched over dead on the final whistle. It wouldn't be his hand I'd shake though.

 

[paulchapo]

Did Pep give little Michael another of those vigorous post match handshakings last night?

Oliver and Mason would only be worthy of a handshake if you had succumbed to a virus making all the headlines at the moment.