Sorry to disappoint you they do have more than one trophy, those nasty PL people!
We've got 4 of them.. which is one more than the dippers after their glorious wins in 2014 (the "we won't let it slip season"), 2019 ("97 points, all won fair and square")
The best yet however, who could forget their 2020 winning season, when they swept the board, won all 7 trophies on offer, never lost a single game were crowned The Invincibles and cemented their status as European Royalty..
You can really understand why everyone loves them sooo much..!
Wake up, wake up, you've been dreaming, you're not going to believe what's happened to the dippers in the years you were shouting out in your sleep..
Put the kettle on and I'll fill you in... I'll start with slippy G in the 2014 season..
It's as funny as fcuk..!
It spurned a catchy terrace chant that is still popular today..
What a nice man Mr Baa is by the way..!
The refs and lines people in the 2019 season were very helpful to Bingo and his angelic team, gifting them penalty after penalty, not being arsed about waving their flags for anything as blatent as 5 yard offside situations and awarding them free kick after free kick in dangerous areas of the pitch to ensure 97 points were accrued..
Just not enough though..!
And wait until the 2020 season, you will not believe what I'll tell you.. you'll piss yourself laughing I promise you..!