lots of replies about not wanting it, and cut it down shorter, but we all know that is not feasible, for many reasons. player rest and conditioning being one that we would all support as a valid reason.
being realistic, if a clubs concourse is set up right and staffed right, and there are enough piss stones it could be done in 15 mins. but we know that is fantasy land. even the clubs want us spending at half time, and they are the ones who cant get organised enough to get it right.
i missed the 1st 10 minutes of the 2nd half of the cup final at wembley cos my son wanted a burger. so we traipsed round looking for somewhere. couldnt find one, so settled for a hot dog. went for a piss, had a drink - ten minutes late.
why should we miss the very thing we are there to see because we just happen to want to be fed, watered and relieved of bodily fluids?
expecting clubs to get things right is pointless, they never have done, and probably never will do. so, stick an extra 5 minutes on the half time break and let folk see the game without rushing back dripping in ketchup, with a piss stain down the front of their jeans.