COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Uffa]

Heard the news; welcome to homey life, guys!

Italian mayors had enough of their share of idiots:

Lmao that's DeLuca, president of the Campania region (where Naples is). He's famous for his emphatic and often very over-the-top speeches, with violent metaphors and colourful threats sprinkled in. Because of this he's obviously a favourite character impersonated by comedians here.

The Olympics have been delayed for a year. Good decision. It's a shame for Japan, but there's no reason it can't be amazing next year instead.

Nice, I don't know why I feared they would do something more drastic. I only have to wait another year.

 

[Ban-jani]

uneasy about saving lives?

Oh give me a fucking break.

It is possible to stretch your brain to agreeing it’s necessary to do so to save lives but the measures make you feel uneasy about the politics involved.

It’s not difficult.

 

[urban genie]

Well all the shops argos, the range, amazon are still accepting orders of any goods for pickup (argos) or delivery.

Maybe they haven't updated the systems yet.

 

[jonah62]

Is football a gathering of more than two, or is the prem gonna finish one v one

I’d back our Eddie against any fucker 1on 1

 

[Tanzeylee]

We are as a nation a collection of cunts, yesterday’s scenes were beyond comprehension,
On a further note, I don’t own a bike what can I do

Unless you are Douglas Bader go for a walk

 

[i8rags]

Buy one from Halfords I believe they will be open tomorrow:-)

I don’t have legs!

 

[twosips]

Astonishing levels of ineptitude. They posted a video on Twitter from 10 Downing Street's profile, saying ONLY key workers go in, which contradicted Boris Johnson's comments. RT'd by thousands, confusion reigns... and a whole hour later they delete it! HOW do they get this shit wrong? Shocking.

 

[cibaman]

Can I take my car for an MOT and service?

 

[m7mcfc]

I just want to know what "Travelling to and from work, only if absolutely necessary" means?

 

[i8rags]

Company text, i'm expected to be in work tomorrow.
We make machines that season and wrap crisps, not essential at all.

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