Joke thread

[jimharri]

I think we can safely say it's a fucking long wall.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

I think we can safely say it's a fucking long wall.

blame the Chinese.

 

[East Level 2]

"There were eight hundred and eighty four thousand, five hundred and seventy six green bottles...hanging on the wall......"

This could be worse than starting "Give us a B" at Borussia Park.

 

[DazWA9]

I was shopping with my wife earlier when she looked at me and said " You are a right lazy bastard you "

I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the fucking trolley....

 

[jimharri]

I've just been to Tesco’s and seen a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros and I thought to myself..........

Hispanic buying.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”. After years of over-eating I’m now a fat **** : /

 

[flyer]

Yes, but I’d also like to know the dimensions and composition of the wall as well as the means of suspending these green bottles. Oh, and what shade of green are they?

I haven't worked out how bottles 'hang' on a wall, they sit on a wall don't they? And you're asking what bastard colour they are!!

 

[EastStandLower]

I just turned down a job at my local fruit and veg shop.
They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

This could be worse than starting "Give us a B" at Borussia Park.

VAR review, you forgot the umlaut!

 

[East Level 2]

VAR review, you forgot the umlaut!

In the words of the song: Fuck VAR, Fuck VAR, Fuck VAR.
Anyway, the umlaut isn't over the "o" in Borussia.
But I'm building up tö yet anöther blöödy day wörking fröm höme sö here is a cöllectiön of umlauts.