Does Your Vacuum Suck

We have 3, yes 3, hoovers.
The cordless 'supervac' which gathers more dust than it picks up.
The 'dyson off a mate' which is missing a wheel.
And the 'red one off Ronnie' which will suck up anything, including the flooring but makes such a racket you end up deaf after 1 minutes use.

Covering all bases mate ,

After ten years together, what is the difference between a wife and a vacuum cleaner?

The vacuum cleaner still sucks.
 
We have 3, yes 3, hoovers.
The cordless 'supervac' which gathers more dust than it picks up.
The 'dyson off a mate' which is missing a wheel.
And the 'red one off Ronnie' which will suck up anything, including the flooring but makes such a racket you end up deaf after 1 minutes use.

I'll swap you for any of those. You lucky, lucky, bastard.
 

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