Hoovers

[CockneyWanchor]

Remember what Quentin Crisp ("one of England's stately homos") once said......."There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first 4 years, the dirt doesn't get any worse".

 

[dickie davies]

Buy an old fashioned one with a bag ,these modern ones have a tiny cylinder thing you have to empty every five minutes ,a decent one off Amazon is all you need

I could do with an old bag that sucks

 

[KS55]

Remember what Quentin Crisp ("one of England's stately homos") once said......."There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first 4 years, the dirt doesn't get any worse".

Oh yes. I was thinking about that as I read the thread, then up he pops.....and he was right..

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Our Dyson is about to die soon, the trigger is wonky and keeps cutting out which is another problem.

Thinking of going G-tech, anybody got one? Are they value for money?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Our Dyson is about to die soon, the trigger is wonky and keeps cutting out which is another problem.

Thinking of going G-tech, anybody got one? Are they value for money?

I saw what you did there.
Can you not buy a new trigger?

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Take a look at the Sebo upright range. Not cordless but efficient and indestructible. We’ve had one for 15 years with no problems. I wouldn’t buy any other brand now.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I saw what you did there.
Can you not buy a new trigger?

Glad my first phrase wasn't totally wasted.

I possibly could but it's getting on in general & may well be a contact inside so approaching not being worth messing with.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Glad my first phrase wasn't totally wasted.

I possibly could but it's getting on in general & may well be a contact inside so approaching not being worth messing with.

It was not wasted. I am of the make do and mend persuasion plus the idea of spending money on a hoover has zero appeal. Not whilst Henry is still going strong.

 

[quiet_riot]

I got a zanussi (I know) off someone for fuck all and it's great. Thing that pisses me off about vacuum cleaners is, why are they so noisy? It's got be a hundred years since the hoover was invented, they should know how to make quiet ones now or is it all a conspiracy by the shy singing fans of domestic chores around the world to keep them loud

I briefly had one of those Bosch 'silent' ones. The advert was a woman hoovering around a sleeping tiger.

Absolute wank. To be quiet, it had to be on the lowest power setting, which was so low it didn't pick anything up! Absolute turd.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

The answer is...

Miele.

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