I was at a keep your distance garden party today with a famous distant cousin thrice removed and once returned and he brought a crate of Budweiser fizzy piss water. I was laying down lawn turf (artificial) for my daughter thrice removed yet always returns and although it was hot I remained glad of my Oliver Cromwell Dry London Gin that has now been renamed as Greysons. Sometimes I have no idea who is fooking who ?