Spurious Claim to Fame

[Barcon]

The base of fails worth pole I sealed in a stone colour in 1981.....amazes me it's still good to this day CTi D.

I have a Union Jack here in Canada that used to fly on the pole. I've had it since the early 70's.

 

[johnnytapia]

My gran was Roger Moore's cleaner.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

My dad was taught by Fred Talbot. He was shocked to find that he was actually guilty and reckoned the testimony of a certain front man was a load of shit.

 

[itsnevereasy]

Kenny Snr (Phoenix Nights) was my Spanish teacher.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Used to go out boozing on the semi-reg with Nick Barker out of off of Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and others.
Once refused to serve Anton Ferdinand sausages and mash when I worked in a pub at uni in Durham because the kitched was shut and he tried to be a dick and flash a load of money about to try and get his way.
Went to high school with Nicky Maynard.

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

I'm about to assassinate Miriam Margoyles, Olly Murrs, Robert Peston and Zoe Ball , two of whom mainly for being typical rags , whilst in hospital with minor wounds I will then strangle Geoff from Corrie , escape with the help of Gary Windass to live a quiet life of peace and reflection gathering app data for Matt Hancock on the Isle of Wight.

 

[BimboBob]

I knew about Shep dying before it was announced on Blue Peter. John Noakes drank in our local, came in for a pint, got the usual "Get down Shep", he shouted "He's gone!" and legged it in tears.

Haunts me. To this fucking day.

 

[PinkFinal]

I had a poem published in a book

 

[dooie68]

I had a fight on the football pitch with Robert Plant! The needle continued in the pub after the game,

 

[dave1967]

Even aged 7 I cheekily thought "would smash" as we played "catch the girls kiss the girls" in the playground.

Was gutted when she left.

We’re you drinking in there at that time???