Random stuff you'd ban if you could

People who have the procedure to make their lips like Trout lips. They look ok on fish but not people you gormless looking cunts


Look at these fuckwits
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I’ve not seen one woman who’s had this done who looks better than before they had it done.

It ruins their faces!

They look like a cross between these:
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All that sort of thing: lip fillers, cheek fillers, forehead Botox, mental looking eyebrows, clown face makeup... makes all these girls look terrible!
 
Democracy - we are not sufficiently advanced for it to work. No one should be allowed to vote unless they have passed papers on a) political theory b) macro-economics c) critical thinking and d) modern history. This would reduce the voting population down to about 2-5%, but we would have much better government.

2-5% of the population without a single iota of common sense between em, vote a Government in without a single iota of common sense between em.... ! Is that's your idea of the status quo?

Ok then, whatever you want...!
 
Any normal radio programme, where there's more than the DJ.

Typical example, the Godawful Zoe Ball, with her newsreader, sports reporter, and overly camp travel reporter becoming part of the show, for their opinions/what they did last night

Then there's the "fart catchers" accompanying Frank Skinner, Jason Manford, Steve Wright, blowing smoke up the presenter's arse.

Just introduce then play records.
 
Technology that breaks when you as much as touch it, fuck right off!
Oh and all the Karen's of this world too.
When I was with one of my ex’s we randomly bumped into a few girls I’d previously been seeing or slept with before her on different nights out.

The thing is all three of their names started with ‘K’ and it was something she’d half-make-fun-of-me/half-make-an-issue-of-it for quite a while after. She developed a hatred for girls whose names started with ‘K’.

We were out once and bumped into a workmate of mine called Karen... who I’d not previously been seeing or slept with, might I add. When my ex said “who’s that?” and I said “oh just Karen from work”, she rolled her eyes, huffed, and didn’t speak to me for the rest of the night!
 

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