Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

Desert spoon ? desert fuckin' spoon ! you posh bastard. It's a spoon. I bet you eat your granola and muesli cereal with Himalayan Yaks milk with the spoon don't you. Desert spoon, jeez.

I forgot to pack my desert spoon with my work stuff yesterday and had to eat my yoghurt with a cedar shim.

 

[richardtheref]

Brilliant!

Update. The wife is up to £41 now.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Bosses and decision makers in work who only act upon the last thing/person they were informed by

 

[Blue Mist]

Oh yes, I am one posh bastard. Always get changed into a dinner suit before my evening meal

Good man, nice to see someone with standards unlike that fraud that comes on here, forget his name but I think you will know who I mean.

 

[laserblue]

A desert spoon

What does a spoon do in a desert? Unless you mean dessert spoon ;)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The endless "shout-outs" (I fucking HATE that expression) members of the public do on radio programmes.

Yesterday, on Ken Bruce's Popmaster, someone was at it for over a minute. It seemed he'd mentioned half of Wales. Tedious fucker.

 

[Blue Mist]

The endless "shout-outs" (I fucking HATE that expression) members of the public do on radio programmes.

Yesterday, on Ken Bruce's Popmaster, someone was at it for over a minute. It seemed he'd mentioned half of Wales. Tedious fucker.

I am amazed he remembered all the sheeps names.

 

[Barcon]

I'd like to give a shout out to my Daaaaaaaad.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Driving and you let someone out.
This car then drives at 20-25mph and slows you down.....30 seconds later it then get’s through the set of traffic lights while you get stopped by the red light due to their slow-arse driving.
You watch them disappear into the sunset while your sat there feeling cheated!

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

The endless "shout-outs" (I fucking HATE that expression) members of the public do on radio programmes.

Yesterday, on Ken Bruce's Popmaster, someone was at it for over a minute. It seemed he'd mentioned half of Wales. Tedious fucker.

He did go on and on. Shame too, because he was very good at the quiz and he came on after the singular most annoying woman to have ever taken up air time. Then he turned into that boring whopper