Now you're talking. For me both salmon and bacon. Orgasmic.
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dickie davies
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Nipple is his dogWho's nipple?
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Sitting in the garden with my Mrs listening to music and having a glass of whatever takes my fancy.
Going for walks in the surrounding countryside, that until this situation developed, I had always put off for another time. Found some beautiful places, really old buildings and loads of horses to have a chat with. They love a natter do the Nags.
The horses in the fields near me are arseholes. Every time I cut through their field, on a public right of way, they come over, often trotting. They freak me out. I’m a bit scared of them!!
I’ve turned back a few times when they’re a bit too frisky. Often they’ll stand near the style so I can’t get in. Dickheads all of them. :)
Northernstorirs
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Putting on a brand new pair of socks.
Magicpole
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The horses in the fields near me are arseholes. Every time I cut through their field, on a public right of way, they come over, often trotting. They freak me out. I’m a bit scared of them!!
I’ve turned back a few times when they’re a bit too frisky. Often they’ll stand near the style so I can’t get in. Dickheads all of them. :)
Take a bag of apples cut in half. They will react to you. If you are a jittery big woman's blouse they plget tetchy and nervous too. Talk to them in a calm voice. If that doesn't work run like fuck. ,:)
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Or with smoked salmon and one with smokey baconNow you're talking. For me both salmon and bacon. Orgasmic.
idahoblues
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Worked on a huge house 20 years ago with about 80 mexicans, there was a phantom shitter who'd squat over the hole, rarely did he hit the target. I'd just get in my truck and drive to another job siteUsing a portable toilet on a jobsite full of portuguese and italians in august when it's in the high 90's. Anything after that is the bonus round.
idahoblues
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Huevos Rancheros
Clean air dried sheets
First beer of the day
Long summer evenings around a fire
Crushing your enemies and hearing the lamentations of their women
Floating a river
Fresh soft corduroy in the spring
Clean air dried sheets
First beer of the day
Long summer evenings around a fire
Crushing your enemies and hearing the lamentations of their women
Floating a river
Fresh soft corduroy in the spring
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Take a bag of apples cut in half. They will react to you. If you are a jittery big woman's blouse they plget tetchy and nervous too. Talk to them in a calm voice. If that doesn't work run like fuck. ,:)
Haha. My mrs was well unhappy as I got to the gate before her. I told her I only have to run faster than her!!
Not sure the owners like people feeding their horses anymore. Lots of the farmers near us have signage now.
Magicpole
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Just had a lockdown haircut from the Mrs and she prepared by watching YouTube videos on how to cut hair. I was sceptical, ok, I was worried, but, I have to say, she did a great job and if the phone doesn't ring with Vogue asking if I will agree to be on the next cover, something isn't right. Might have a beer to celebrate. Apologies to all the baldy bastards on here for talking about my gorgeous hair. :)