Onholiday(somemightsay)
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What is there to stop for?
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Motorway Services
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WestGorton
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M62 the shop...KFC and drive through Starbucks. Bogs open. No sit down eating.
denislawsbackheel
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Unless you are Dominic Cummings and don’t need it...
Unless you are Dominic Cummings and don’t need it...
What is there to stop for?
just for the loo.
stonerblue
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Cheers Dominictravelled south last week, Warwick services open, toilet, Waitrose and Burger King. I think most are in similar position
BlueMoonRisin’
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Who needs services when you can just do a a McBaconface shit on the hard shoulder.
Ba ba bap bap bah, I'm lovin' shit.
Ba ba bap bap bah, I'm lovin' shit.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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Use the bushes on the slip road . worked for the Pisscan
Edit just seen the post above lol
Edit just seen the post above lol
Use the bushes on the slip road . worked for the Pisscan
Edit just seen the post above lol
Oh Mad Eye, you are a one. You know full well he did not use the bushes for a wee wee. The poor man was stuck in traffic on the motorway and so decided to drive along the hard shoulder until he came to the slip road where he turned off. The police went to interview him about the offence but the fine upstanding citizen that he is told the officers that he had a 'bowel problem' this meant he had to use the lavatory an awful lot. The wily cops did not believe him and so he produced another fine upstanding member of society, a medical doctor, a Manchester Yoonitid medical doctor which is even finer and more upstanding and you just know that he wouldn't lie. This wonderful doctor then signed a statement backing up his boss, ergh patient saying he was treating him for the said medical condition and so he got off, ergh I mean the police realised that he had not done anything wrong at all.
The End.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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Scottish Lies MatterOh Mad Eye, you are a one. You know full well he did not use the bushes for a wee wee. The poor man was stuck in traffic on the motorway and so decided to drive along the hard shoulder until he came to the slip road where he turned off. The police went to interview him about the offence but the fine upstanding citizen that he is told the officers that he had a 'bowel problem' this meant he had to use the lavatory an awful lot. The wily cops did not believe him and so he produced another fine upstanding member of society, a medical doctor, a Manchester Yoonitid medical doctor which is even finer and more upstanding and you just know that he wouldn't lie. This wonderful doctor then signed a statement backing up his boss, ergh patient saying he was treating him for the said medical condition and so he got off, ergh I mean the police realised that he had not done anything wrong at all.
The End.