blue b4 the moon
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Been very very drunk on numerous occasions but somehow never injured myself.
At a festival 20 odd years ago, bottles of beer in my backpack but managed to loose my bottle opener. Knocked the top off the bottle on a metal gate, and all the beer came fizzing from the top like a fountain. Slammed my hand on the top of the bottle to save the beer, but in my state hadn't noticed that I had actually smashed the neck of the bottle off. Still gives me shivers thinking about that.
Came out of the pub pissed as a fart and decided (for reasons unknown) that a piggy back race would be a good idea... down the cobbled street. Tripped whilst carrying my mate and ploughed my face into the cobbles, unable to get my hands down. Resulted in losing my front teeth and 18 stitches to chin and nose.
In A&E later with pissed mates, nurse applying stitches apparently said "Normally I'd give you some local anaesthetic, but I don't think you need any".
Perhaps a funny tale but something I've had to live with (teeth-wise) for 35 years and it's been a right pain in the arse tbh.
I did similar years ago and tripping on the kerb dislocated my shoulder and broke my collarbone after my mate landed on top of me. Luckily about 15 pints of Murphys Irish stout lessened the pain temporarilyCame out of the pub pissed as a fart and decided (for reasons unknown) that a piggy back race would be a good idea... down the cobbled street. Tripped whilst carrying my mate and ploughed my face into the cobbles, unable to get my hands down. Resulted in losing my front teeth and 18 stitches to chin and nose.
In A&E later with pissed mates, nurse applying stitches apparently said "Normally I'd give you some local anaesthetic, but I don't think you need any".
Perhaps a funny tale but something I've had to live with (teeth-wise) for 35 years and it's been a right pain in the arse tbh.