Jobs you'd love to do....but can't

[peoffrey]

I'd happily play for Utd or L***l and anyone here who's seen me play would be happier still if I did.

I couldn’t pull one of their shirts on. I hate both clubs.

 

[peoffrey]

I felt overworked and underpaid but I do regret leaving a publishing company after six and a half years. We had our own little office and the daily banter was terrific. All five of us completely different but great friends in work too. I’ve not found a job like it since.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

Looks very dangerous, especially when them Nazis are after the same artifacts as you.

True but your Dad is Sean Connery

 

[jimharri]

I couldn’t pull one of their shirts on. I hate both clubs.

Give me 300k p/w and I'd sell my soul to Satan.

 

[leithblue]

An archaeologist doing digs ect.

I’ve got an Archaeology degree and used to be an archaeologist, it’s mostly standing in puddles whilst bemoaning the lack of funding for digs, with very little hope of ever getting paid anyway. Graduated 20 years ago and the one mate I still know doing it is on less than minimum wage and “volunteers” dozens of hours a week on top of that.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

Band manager for a top outfit - mmm all those leftovers at the after show parties

 

[Scottyboi]

I’ve got an Archaeology degree and used to be an archaeologist, it’s mostly standing in puddles whilst bemoaning the lack of funding for digs, with very little hope of ever getting paid anyway. Graduated 20 years ago and the one mate I still know doing it is on less than minimum wage and “volunteers” dozens of hours a week on top of that.

Haha makes sense why it is a job I can do then, unless I found that hidden Nazi gold!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

With all the sickos on this forum, I can’t believe gynaecologist hasn’t been mentioned.

The problem with that is birds are only going to come and see you if their fanny is in a shit state. No one goes to a gynaecologist because they've got a really nice fanny just so he can have rummage round and take pics.

 

[Barcon]

Band manager for a top outfit - mmm all those leftovers at the after show parties

Warm shrimp ring?

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

The problem with that is birds are only going to come and see you if their fanny is in a shit state. No one goes to a gynaecologist because they've got a really nice fanny just so he can have rummage round and take pics.

Like I said...sickos?

;-)