Great sayings..

[Cellarite]

“Don’t piss up my back and tell me it’s raining.”

 

[117 M34]

When I was a kid, if I asked my nana where any female was - usually my mum - she would say she has ran away with a black man.

Never understood where that came from

 

[york away to this!]

"Do you fancy a coffee?"

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

"Do you fancy a coffee?"

No thanks you big hairy fugly bastard;)

 

[Zubrman]

Nowt so queer as folk.



Allegedly.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

When I was a kid, if I asked my nana where any female was - usually my mum - she would say she has ran away with a black man.

Never understood where that came from

My nan used to say - " well I'll go t' foot of our stairs''. Never understood what it means, anyone know?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Nowt so queer as folk.



Allegedly.

Queer as in strange, not homosexual.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

A bird in the hand shits on your wrist

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When I was a kid, if I asked my nana where any female was - usually my mum - she would say she has ran away with a black man.

Never understood where that came from

I remember either my mum or my gran using that one.

 

[Ban-jani]

When I was a kid, if I asked my nana where any female was - usually my mum - she would say she has ran away with a black man.

Never understood where that came from

Ran off with a sailor I used to be told.