Just when you think theres a light at the tunnels end.

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Backward? We invented every fucking thing you ****. :)

Knock yourself out reading this and get back to me with an apology later.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries

You invented a few wee things MP.

The scotch pie
Haggis
The tartan skirt
Caber tossing
Flan flinging
The Russ Abbott wig.

Have I missed anything out pal?

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I’m sure one of the reasons they have a decent invention hit rate is because they spend all day inside, imagining things to keep themselves entertained.

The alternative is to go outside and risk bumping into other Scottish people.

 

[Magicpole]

You invented a few wee things MP.

The scotch pie
Haggis
The tartan skirt
Caber tossing
Flan flinging
The Russ Abbott wig.

Have I missed anything out pal?

Just a few.

 

[Magicpole]

I’m sure one of the reasons they have a decent invention hit rate is because they spend all day inside, imagining things to keep themselves entertained.

The alternative is to go outside and risk bumping into other Scottish people.

You cheeky fucker. We are extremely friendly and lovely.

 

[Bill Walker]

You invented a few wee things MP.

The scotch pie
Haggis
The tartan skirt
Caber tossing
Flan flinging
The Russ Abbott wig.

Have I missed anything out pal?

Aye laddie, you missed that greatest of Jockistan inventions, the furry sporon.
Perfect recepticle for keeping your Mars bars dry and warm.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Just a few.

4 stripe trainers?

 

[Saddleworth2]

You invented a few wee things MP.

The scotch pie
Haggis
The tartan skirt
Caber tossing
Flan flinging
The Russ Abbott wig.

Have I missed anything out pal?

Glasgie Kiss ya bam.

 

[KS55]

Their animal husbandry is fucking medieval and cruel. They need to use their massive wealth to sort that out or the world should stop all trade until it does.

Wet markets are ingrained in the culture. No chance of change.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

You cheeky fucker. We are extremely friendly and lovely.

Self praise is no praise!!

;-)

 

[KS55]

Aye laddie, you missed that greatest of Jockistan inventions, the furry sporon.
Perfect recepticle for keeping your Mars bars dry and warm.

And for hiding your money away.