Just when you think theres a light at the tunnels end.

[Magicpole]

Hadrian had it right, keep you woolly buggers up there

And Antonine, he tried it too.

 

[oldhamblue]

So many inventors because they were all stuck in the hoose. Spent many an August in Edinburgh and it never stopped fucking raining. And if the sun does ever come out in the evening you have to avoid being bitten by midgets

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Backward? We invented every fucking thing you ****. :)

Knock yourself out reading this and get back to me with an apology later.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries

Fuck me claiming canals!
They were in use in Europe centuries before we built any.
And Logie Baird’s TV? A TV with moving parts FFS!

 

[Magicpole]

Fuck me claiming canals!
They were in use in Europe centuries before we built any.

Not like the precision ones with locks.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Leonardo Da Vinci was a fucking Scot was he?

http://www.leonardodavincisinventio...ing-inventions/leonardo-da-vincis-canal-lock/

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Quite similar to the French kiss, there's the display of endearment, the Glasgow kiss.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Classic thread already. Lol

 

[Stoned Rose]

Just seen a report on CNN that a new swine flu has been identified in China that has the potential to become a pandemic.

They had been routinely swabbing pigs to see if any new viruses emerged. Heh presto they found one. They don't think it can be transmitted from human to human, we can all take that with a pinch of salted bacon.

Hopefully if this explodes Boris acts a tad faster this time. Maybe more than a
Tad.

The dirty bastards.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Imagine my shock it’s China again.

Our new DFS 48 monthly payment with interest free credit sofa suite is arriving from China in 13 more weeks and quite frankly we are beginning to shit our kecks. It's called the New-Navona so please don't let it be made of pig skin. All leather suites from DFS come in from China whilst the fabric come from the UK. However in our armory we have the consumer contact regulations of 2013 on our side so we will be monitoring this situation closely.

 

[Magicpole]

Our new DFS 48 monthly payment with interest free credit suite is arriving from China in 13 more weeks and quite frankly we are beginning to shit our kecks. It's called the New-Navona so please don't let it be made of pig skin. All leather suites from DFS come in from China whilst the fabric come from the UK. However in our armory we have the consumer contact regulations of 2013 on our side so we will be monitoring this situation closely.

We wont have that after a hard Brexit. Ta ra to stuff like that.