Great sayings..

[snorky]

One up the bum.
No harm done.

 

[idahoblues]

He's a can shy of a sixpack

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

“Women marry men thinking they will change. Men marry women thinking they won’t. Both are often left disappointed.”

 

[bluemcr]

I wouldn't shag that with a stolen dildo

 

[Sir peace frog]

use it up , wear it out, make it do or do without

 

[Bluemanc100]

I like “I wouldn’t get off her for a shit” When you see a rather attractive young lady.

I heard a great one though from a Norwegian engineer when I was there for a job... “I would drink her morning piss”

 

[Bluemanc100]

Off to drop the kids off at the pool

 

[laserblue]

You're just a drunk small claims solicitor.

 

[Stoned Rose]

When I was a kid, if I asked my nana where any female was - usually my mum - she would say she has ran away with a black man.

Never understood where that came from

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[Stoned Rose]

What's for tea mam?

"Cow's cock n onions".

Proper 80s south Mcr saying.