Great sayings..

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

[Snape]

Not exactly a saying but my father loved telling me it.

‘Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son.’

 

[Gabriel]

Many a season ago now. It's so long back (could only be five mins, though, with my remaining brain cells) that the major details escape me. It might have been to do with seats on a train, an altercation, but somebody will be quickly in here to give us all the gory details.

2011.
It’s in the Classic Threads forum: FAO etc.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not exactly a saying but my father loved telling me it.

‘Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son.’

Out of sheer curiosity what's the fucking answer?

I can't work it out.

 

[Snape]

Out of sheer curiosity what's the fucking answer?

I can't work it out.

A man is looking at a photograph of someone:-
If I have no brothers and sisters then my father's son can only be me. Which means I am that man's father.

 

[Dazzle84]

Sheep's ting 'wi salt on

Similar to shit with sugar on, but from my Irish grandad

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

It's enough to make a monkey bite its Mother

 

[Garrinchas---Dog]

"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car "

I’m not going through 17 pages,but is suspect you have been listening to the late great Bill Hicks and the quote is
“I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side
if you’re going to quote someone at least get the quote right

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

It's enough to make a Shepherd throw down his crook and fuck his favorite lamb

 

[flyer]

It's enough to make a monkey bite its Mother

Whhhaaaaatttt!

(Brilliant)