Prize for a confirmed liaison...

[york away to this!]

With the heady days of coffee boy's off-off romance consigned to history and the pubs reopening, I think there should be a tenner awarded to the first confirmed new romantic liaison this weekend.

(That's for a new, non-virtual romance in real life by the way. Not a chance meeting with a new romantic)

Let the competition begin - entries accepted after 6am on Saturday...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

New, non virtual you say.




Back to the grind stone....

 

[Blue Mist]

This is marriedist and I object, who do I write a strongly worded letter to ?
It is not my fault I am married and therefore cannot enter this competition, I should be allowed to enter and you are only stopping me because I am married.
I fought a war so you could have your freedom to galivant around a pub I will have you know.

 

[york away to this!]

*galavant. 2/10, must try harder.

This competition is open to all and the organisers deny any and all accusations of institutional ists or isms.

Perhaps you and your partner could both go out seperately, there will be two pounds to which one of you posts evidence of the best effort.

 

[Summerbuzz]

I was lining up my scatty neighbour until last night. Finally managed to talk sense into myself at 3am last night.

 

[york away to this!]

^^^ good work. Not worth it with the scrat, even for a tenner...

 

[Blue Mist]

*galavant. 2/10, must try harder.

This competition is open to all and the organisers deny any and all accusations of institutional ists or isms.

Perhaps you and your partner could both go out seperately, there will be two pounds to which one of you posts evidence of the best effort.

Re Galivant/galavant, spell checker changed it and being a thick fucker how would I know.
Re me and my Mrs going off separately looking to trap, you can fuck right off, she would end up with some sexed up young (45-50yrs) bloke and I'd end up down at the British Legion with half of mild and a shit hand of Dominoes (and I don't mean a pizza)

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Re Galivant/galavant, spell checker changed it and being a thick fucker how would I know.
Re me and my Mrs going off separately looking to trap, you can fuck right off, she would end up with some sexed up young (45-50yrs) bloke and I'd end up down at the British Legion with half of mild and a shit hand of Dominoes (and I don't mean a pizza)

Or a threesome with Snorky and BMR

 

[BimboBob]

Or a threesome with Snorky and BMR

Again?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Again?

Because he enjoyed the last one so much :)