Trying to get in touch with an old friend

[Magicpole]

Well if you didn't leave voicemails I can only assume the caller thought you was either a sex pest or a ****

I always answer to those types.

 

[Barcon]

Been calling an old chef friend of mine, took me years to find his number, the **** refuses to pick up his phone

Probably fannying about dropping salt from a great height or crouching over a plate sprinkling parsley on some fucking eggs.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Maybe he doesn’t want to talk to you.

 

[idahoblues]

Probably fannying about dropping salt from a great height or crouching over a plate sprinkling parsley on some fucking eggs.

Ha! Parsley on eggs ffs

 

[mat]

When did moose start using mobile phones?

 

[idahoblues]

When did moose start using mobile phones?

 

[mat]

Is that's Barky's version of babe station?

 

[idahoblues]

Is that's Barky's version of babe station?

I think he's more of a dead seal guy

 

[urban genie]

Probably fannying about dropping salt from a great height or crouching over a plate sprinkling parsley on some fucking eggs.

Salt on the eggs fine, parsley is pointless and for cunts

 

[mancityvstoke]

When did moose start using mobile phones?

There was a doorman I used to know called Moose.......went in the Mad Hatter in Longsight......worked placemate 7 then Saturdays and boozers in town.

Always wondered why they called him Moose.