Funniest comment you’ve heard at a City game

[Out on blue 6]

Sheff United away early 90s I think. They were taking a short corner and someone shouted "2 across" and someone piped up and replied "how many letters?". Still makes me chuckle.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

When it was a deadly dull game at Maine Rd (might have been against Everton or Birmingham) and it started getting foggy. The kid who sat behind us in the North Stand said "Dad, dad, it's getting foggy" and his dad said "Yes son. It's so god doesn't have to watch any more of this bleedin' rubbish".

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

"Kick him again, he's still moving.

 

[Packrat]

Couple of blokes behind us, when one of ours is fouled, shout, "Where's the card ref? And I don't mean Birthday, Chritmas, Valentines" depending on time of year. Always gets a laugh.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I always liked 'shape yourselves City' shouted by someone a few rows behind me in 117 when I lived in that block.

 

[Ashleymcduff]

When we beat Swansea 2-1 at home in peps first season, it was 1-1 in the 90th min on a freezing cold February Sunday.

Jesus scored a last minute winner, bloke next to me went “that’s why you never leave early” then said I next breath “ right I’m off see you next week” with still 3 mins of stoppage time left lol

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

" fuck off Royle , your still a shit manager" we'd just scored the 6th at home to Swindon.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

Bullshitter sat behind me years ago in the North stand bullshitting anyone that would listen that he was there when Tommy Booth 'headed' that winner at Villa park against Everton....same bullshitter reckoned the Huddersfield 10-1 was a night match....

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Also, " he's the next Alan Shearer" me after seeing Lee Bradbury open his account in a pre season at Turf Moor......

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Not sure whether it's funny but definitely nonsensical.

Guy and his lad sit in the East Stand and always used to shout 'Micah, bring your dinner' every game when he was taking a throw in.

I still have no idea what they were on about til this day.