United thread 2020/21

[mat]

The Rags can't afford to pay any of the bills according to these detailed figures from Swiss Ramble and they are top of the league for most negative financial indicators. Tick tock.

https://twitter.com/swissramble?lang=en

Where's @jimharri and that prepare to fap gif?

 

[Vienna_70]

Looks like it's ticking for Spurs as well. No wonder Levy looks so twitchy in that Amazon series. They have a great stadium but haven't paid for it yet.
The Swiss Ramble figures are staggeringly bad for United. When you see they have borrowed another £140m this year just to pay running costs you see the scale of the problem. They have also paid £40m in interest on existing debts and most of this activity is pre-Covid. Rag fans always rant on about "only spending what they earn " and "organic growth." But in the real world their club is doing the exact opposite. It is building up huge debts and shrinking organically.

My heart bleeds.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

They asked the ticket tout if he’d consider coming out of retirement, but he’s too busy trying to increase sales.

The pandemic has hit his profits hard.

Lol

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Good to hear the rags are in the financial shit, good news is in short supply these days.
By the way, how much is the 87 year old Cavani on?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

New street signs being erected around old scaffold for their new signings

 

[Indaparkside]

New street signs being erected around old scaffold for their new signings

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Rooney likes this

 

[Bill the Blue]

Lucky for them then that their team pulled their finger out and went on a title winning run set of results at the end of the season to gatecrash the top 4 after doing fuck all for two thirds of the season..

Securing a CL spot and thus guaranteeing themselves, not only £10's of millions of pounds for qualifying but their shirt sponsor Adidas didn't have to invoke their vastly reduced sponsorship clause due to the rags missing out on CL qualification for two consecutive seasons..


What a fucking stroke of luck / coincidence that was..!

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[yeseye]

They must be financially fucked. The way they were reffed on Sunday makes me think they can't afford to pay the refs anymore.

Well they could certainly afford to pay somebody a fortnight ago when they were awarded a penalty after the game had finished!
And I thought Whisky time was cuntish!

 

[Roachy]

Lucky for them then that their team pulled their finger out and went on a title winning run set of results at the end of the season to gatecrash the top 4 after doing fuck all for two thirds of the season..

Securing a CL spot and thus guaranteeing hemselves, not only £10's of millions of pounds for qualifying but their shirt sponsor Adidas didn't have to invoke their vastly reduced sponsorship clause due to the rags missing out on CL qualification for two consecutive seasons..


What a fucking stroke of luck / coincidence that was..!

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We sort of give them a helping hand as well didn't we with 2 proper no shows, really pissed me off that.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

They’ll be digging up George Best for a game at this rate.

They would, but he wasn't buried - he was flambéd.