johnnytapia
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I'd pay him in solid gold bars every day until the day he dies. Then, on that day, melt the gold and build a statue out of it, bigger than the Colossus of Rhodes. Have it craned into the entrance of Salford Docks, have Sergio's coffin sent down the canal, all ablaze until it nestles between the legs of the statue. And watch the coffin open and see Sergio rise like a phoenix into heaven.