Your Long Term Partner Is Allergic To Your Cat - Who Do You Ditch?

[The Fat el Hombre]

Partner or the cat?

 

[snorky]

Pics.
Not of cat.

 

[Goaters]

Good question - if it was a dog or partner I’d say get rid of the partner without giving it a second thought.

As cats are like vermin I’d say choose the partner but really guilt trip them over it.

 

[urban genie]

How long have you had the cat

 

[KnaresboroughBlue]

Both (and get a dog).

 

[stonerblue]

When did this allergicness materialise?

 

[mccity]

Trick question. Get rid of neither and tell them both to be quiet and play nice whilst you watch the game.

 

[liamctid]

You'll not struggle to get more pussy mate

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

How long have you had the cat

This. Work it like redundancy - last in, first out.

 

[Barcon]

What colour is the cat?