Uwe Already
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I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
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BimboBob
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I know the context..but what?
Bill Walker
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That one really needs to be changed to we're taking you to off topic.
Bill Walker
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I have a medical degree, from the University of YouTube
The Black Shed
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Three gnus in a forest.
Mummy gnu says to daddy gnu 'darling, we're running low on food, would you be a love and pop out and get some for us? Thanks sweetie'. 'Sure thing' says daddy gnu, 'love you all, see ya soon' and off he trots.
Two weeks pass and there's no sign of daddy gnu returning. 'Mummy I'm really hungry, says baby gnu'. 'OK, it looks like daddy gnu has got lost, I'll go out and get some food. We've eaten everything here and the cupboards are bare'. 'Love you mummy gnu, come back soon'. And off trots mummy gnu into the forest.
Two weeks later and mummy gnu isn't coming back. Baby gnu decides he really has to leave home and find some food, he's starving. So off he trots into the forest.
'Well, that's the end of the gnus, now it's time for the weather - Angela, will it rain again tonight?'
Mummy gnu says to daddy gnu 'darling, we're running low on food, would you be a love and pop out and get some for us? Thanks sweetie'. 'Sure thing' says daddy gnu, 'love you all, see ya soon' and off he trots.
Two weeks pass and there's no sign of daddy gnu returning. 'Mummy I'm really hungry, says baby gnu'. 'OK, it looks like daddy gnu has got lost, I'll go out and get some food. We've eaten everything here and the cupboards are bare'. 'Love you mummy gnu, come back soon'. And off trots mummy gnu into the forest.
Two weeks later and mummy gnu isn't coming back. Baby gnu decides he really has to leave home and find some food, he's starving. So off he trots into the forest.
'Well, that's the end of the gnus, now it's time for the weather - Angela, will it rain again tonight?'
Hayley Croppers chopper
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Jokes are meant to be humorous, that one really depressed me.
citizen_maine
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but no gnus is good gnus
meltonblue
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My mate just give me all his complete collection of Melody Maker magazines.
With friends like that, who needs NMEs ?
With friends like that, who needs NMEs ?
A little baby polar bear walked up to his brother and asked 'are you sure I'm a polar bear ?
His brother replied 'of course you are I'm a polar bear and you're my brother so you are as well
So little baby polar bear walked up to his grandma and asked Am I a polar bear ?
Grandma replied Well I'm a polar bear and your daddy is my son and he is a polar bear so yes you are.
Not content the little baby polar bear went to his mummy and asked if he was a polar bear Of course you are my beautiful little baby we are all polar bears.
He then went and approached his dad but before he could ask the question his dad said 'Why are you asking everyone if you are a polar bear and the little one replied 'Because I'm fucking freezing'
His brother replied 'of course you are I'm a polar bear and you're my brother so you are as well
So little baby polar bear walked up to his grandma and asked Am I a polar bear ?
Grandma replied Well I'm a polar bear and your daddy is my son and he is a polar bear so yes you are.
Not content the little baby polar bear went to his mummy and asked if he was a polar bear Of course you are my beautiful little baby we are all polar bears.
He then went and approached his dad but before he could ask the question his dad said 'Why are you asking everyone if you are a polar bear and the little one replied 'Because I'm fucking freezing'
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