United Thread - 2021/22

[cheekybids]

Which time? If you mean the time when the appalling security failed to do basic searches which led to a fake device being left in the toilet, or the time when the appalling security allowed Zebra pants & his gang to storm the turnstiles & invade the pitch live on sky whilst applauded by Neville.

I believe the answer is fck all!

Wank innit

on the plus side tho, the rats have retreated underground since Tuesday

there is one lone soldier on my Facebook shouting “you’ve got no fans” & emptihad jibes, poor fcker sounds devastated & only his own madness to keep him company.

come to think of it, I’ve no Fcking idea who it is, how I accepted a request baffles me but he can stay for the entertainment.

 

[ysmsa]

there is one lone soldier on my Facebook shouting “you’ve got no fans” & emptihad jibes, poor fcker sounds devastated & only his own madness to keep him company.

come to think of it, I’ve no Fcking idea who it is, how I accepted a request baffles me but he can stay for the entertainment.

Report him for posting something inappropriate, they'll soon fuck him off, Rag ****.

 

[ysmsa]

Did these shysters ever face any punishment for getting that game abandoned? Was there even an investigation?

Apparently just as the investigation was about to begin somebody spotted a coke bottle with "bomb" painted on it hanging on the door. Room evacuated and investigation cancelled

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Apparently just as the investigation was about to begin somebody spotted a coke bottle with "bomb" painted on it hanging on the door. Room evacuated and investigation cancelled

Did someone say berm??

 

[lazerblue]

i wonder when it will dawn on #Oleatthewheel that the real reason ronaldildo actually chose to join the rags is that he really wants to be manager and will stab the paper boy in the back eventually

 

[M16 citeh]

i wonder when it will dawn on #Oleatthewheel that the real reason ronaldildo actually chose to join the rags is that he really wants to be manager and will stab the paper boy in the back eventually

Well he's already won the euros as manager better track record than ole!

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

United have given away 3000 tickets to schools and local teams for the Cup game against West Ham next week.

Would have thought a club with 650m fans would have had no problem selling out, especially when 7,000 away fans expected...

 

[blueian99]

Patrice Evra is doing an "in conversation" night at The Lowry.

I'm tempted to get a ticket, shout "C*nt!" when he comes on before leaving immediately.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

United have given away 3000 tickets to schools and local teams for the Cup game against West Ham next week.

Would have thought a club with 650m fans would have had no problem selling out, especially when 7,000 away fans expected...

Surprised rags from parallel universes haven't snapped them up. I sense a rush on zebra pants in the not too distant future.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Surprised rags from parallel universes haven't snapped them up. I sense a rush on zebra pants in the not too distant future.

I think the Pluto branch used to have first dibs, but since losing planetary status...