Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[Centurions]

Aren’t those three records all held by the same club?

;-)

I didn't want to brag :)

(the middle one is shared although we're the only club to have done it twice)

 

[Gingers Dad]

Im nearly as excited as when we signed Silkman,Shinton ad Lee.

Shivers

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Just had this vision of Stephen Howson going up to random people in the street and telling them Haaland brings no guarantees of success.

If Pep, Txiki or even Khaldoon, fresh from a chip muffin lunch, offered us a five year guarantee would it carry the same weight as a Lidl three year guarantee on a plastic paddling pool?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Sky sports news.

"Liverpool fans how will it feel waking up to find out your club have broke new records for a transfer fee"

"Nunez is a mixture of cavani and suarez (stifled excited groan in the background) "

"The bundesliga is a much better quality league than the Portuguese league BUT nunez has scored against a virgil van dijk defence which is something not many people have done"

And then they asked for people to tweet in. One of the tweets they read out was "pep buys superstars, klopp makes them".

So there you go. Don't expect these red mardarse sympathisers to butter our deal up whatsoever.

If that's the case, why are the Dippers paying so much for some potential nugget, or muppet, for whom Klippity has a shedload of graft to knock into a superstar? More Dipper soundbites that have as much substance as a TAA defensive coaching manual!

 

[Crooked_rain]

Incredible player, very unusual looking human.

If you know anything about extraterrestrials, then you would know that he’s actually one of the species they call Nordic’s , because they resemble Nordic people, but actually from the Pleiades star cluster

Why else do you think he’s so good?

6’4, fast as lightning, and so much footballing ability.

I think I’m onto something.

 

[citizen_maine]

If you know anything about extraterrestrials, then you would know that he’s actually one of the species they call Nordic’s , because they resemble Nordic people, but actually from the Pleiades star cluster

Why else do you think he’s so good?

6’4, fast as lightning, and so much footballing ability.

I think I’m onto something.

Is it crack?

 

[Crooked_rain]

Is it crack?

Yeah, your mums

 

[Kippax77]

If that's the case, why are the Dippers paying so much for some potential nugget, or muppet, for whom Klippity has a shedload of graft to knock into a superstar? More Dipper soundbites that have as much substance as a TAA defensive coaching manual!

Rodri, Diaz, De Bruyne Edison Jesus Cancelo Silva etc bought superstars hey?
Think that tag as appeared whilst winning trophies with our club not before.
Stupid Dippers rats

 

[urban genie]

Meh

Only one set of vikings for us blues




They even wrote a song for city to sing ;-)

 

[Vienna_70]

Finally we’ll see some goals scored from corner. His height advantage will come handy while defending one too.

Apart from the fact that we were the best team in the PL for goals from corners and set pieces last season.