United Thread - 2022/23

[KS55]

Yeah, but who’s is biggest?

They have magic mirrors that make everything look enormous. They hang them at crotch height.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Rags without PR37
- 2nd place.
- CL qualification.
- 73 goals, +29 goal diff.

Rags with PR37
- 6th place.
- Scraped through to the EL.
- 57 goals, 0 goal diff.
- Captain mutiny and dressing room split.
- 3 different managers.
- Plays when he wants, tantrums when subbed off.
- Desserts off the menu.

You forgot smashes kids phones when he's losing !

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Rags with PR37
- Desserts off the menu.

Luke Shaw is fervently hoping an offer comes in.

 

[jimharri]

Yeah, but who’s is biggest?

No sniggering at the back of the class, thank you very much.

 

[KentBlue]

A sullen, petulant, namby-pamby 37-year old man-child - and the rags are contractually obliged to pay him £500,000 a week. What's not to like?

 

[Grassland Blue]

100%. We literally couldn't ask for any better than this right now. Plus this is going to have an impact on potential transfers thus summer. The Rags targets will see their main man has just handed in a transfer request, One of the biggest names in world football wants out.

Happy fucking days.

Well if they haven't found it yet, now is the time to develop it.

The next five years are going to take a huge shift in outlook and temperament for the rags.

Their fans will either learn the art of self-deprecation or decide to follow another sport.

Gone fishin'...

 

[goalmole]

How bad do we really think it is?

People saying we're fecked if Ronaldo leaves have to realise that keeping an unhappy Ronaldo is an even a worse proposition. Let him on ffs.

www.redcafe.net

Challenging next season, apparently. Wow.

Extremely challenging.

 

[Grassland Blue]

You mean Shteve, shirley?

His mastery of the Dutch language is something to behold...

 

[dickie davies]

Relegation in 74 was a great time to be a Blue but the current shit show at the swamp could surpass that. I don't envisage them being relegated but they will be so far behind the top teams in the UK and Europe they could be fucked for another ten years. Fingers crossed.

Their relegation in 74 was epic, but we all suffered the following season as they swept all before them in division two. Thousands of neanderthals rocking up in small towns causing all kinds of violent trouble and huge vandalism, whilst the UK media fawned over their inevitable return to the top division
I really grew to hate the cunts that season

 

[heslops barnet]

Apart from football reasosns, I think his Mrs (and the kids) probably don't like and can't settle in Manchester even for 1 more year. They all probably miss the Med climate and lifestyle.

Sounds a good reason to me…..